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Thursday, February 28, 2013

Complaint #2 - Swallowing Wrong

Swallowing the wrong way

Why is so damn easy to swallow wrong?  Major design fault.  I swear I need to take classes to do this right.

The universal sign of choking.
 

Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Complaint #1 - LMBO

People that  use LMBO instead of LMAO.

An ass by any other name does not smell as sweet.  Are you trying to be polite or something?  We all know you mean ASS.  I said ASS!  ASS!  ASS!  Is that really so offensive a word that you can't even use an 'A' in a well-known internet acronym?  You are not hiding anything.  Children know what you mean.
 
Not my ass.