Complaint #13 - Crick in the Neck

How is it possible to wake up, stretch and BAM!, crick in the neck?  Seriously?  I slept just fine, did nothing weird and I am subjected to not being able to turn my head to the left for three days?  This cannot be real.

Complaint #12 - Decisions

Decisions are the worst.  From the stupid little ones to the huge life-changing ones, every one is a pain in the ass.  Each cuts off an entire realm of possibilities.  Not going to the bathroom before you leave work means holding it uncomfortably on the way home.  But taking two minutes to handle it before leaving work may mean the difference between arriving home at 5:40 or 6:00.  Imagine the repercussions of the BIG decisions!