Complaint #3 - Cockroaches

Cockroaches scare the hell out of me.  They will jump on you and traumatize you.  They are no less scary when called waterbug or palmetto.  I find them in my garage sometimes and they can be huge.  One day, I opened the door to the utility room in the back of my garage and one jumped from the door frame onto my head. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!

There are two times I am pleased to see a cockroach.  I have found squished ones right where my tires drive over spots in the garage.  Yeah!  There's a point on my scoreboard.

Second, every so often I find one downstairs in the house torn limb from limb, body parts strewn in a small radius.  I love cats.  I recommend owning a cat if you live anywhere south of the Arctic Circle because they are vicious with roaches.

Not in my hair!  ARGH!